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Star Wars Sucks!   -   2002/06/03Viewed 119 times this month, last update: 2004/11/13


Why do people like George Lucas, or his crappy films?
The first three Star Wars (not Episode 1, etc, the 80's films) were OK, cheesy, but OK. These latest two are just awful!
Episode II, Attack of the Clones was:
  • Special effects
  • Crappy acting
  • Natalie Portman
  • Special effects
  • Crappy acting
  • Natalie Portman
  • Natalie Portman
  • Special effects
  • ... and two minues of plot at the very end of the movie.
The best part of the two and half hours I spent in the theatre was the 3 minute "Matrix Reloaded" preview, which almost put me into convulsions.

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Toad (2006-01-11): Dear Misha, GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!

Matthew Lane (2006-07-30): I agree that the prequel trilogy isn't as good as the original trilogy, but I still love the films. I was lucky as a little kid (a few years before the prequels came out) to see the originals before the new ones! I loved the originals and I loved the prequels and right after seeing the TPM I began to put everything together in my head. I would think, how does this kid my age become Darth Vader? So as the originals gave a sense of wonder to the kids of the late 70's and early 80's, I believe the prequels give that to kids now!

starwars fighter (2006-11-02): hey to all of you, sw kicks ass but i have to admit sw e1 did suck balls (the rest were awsome :)totally)but he made 4-6 first and he didnt no wat to do so he ade a crap movie because he didnt no any better and i for one am going to see them again and again and again all 6.......maybe not e1

T-Bone ********* (2006-11-24): The latest movies by lucas arts I hate! They take the fun out of cheesy action. Like the part with Luke vs. the Sarlak pit was(You have to admit it) was pretty cool.

someone (2006-12-21): i really liked the original trilogy.maybe not to much for rotj.it was okay though.but it could have been better.i just love the sw couples!and the prequel trilogy was alright.but i hate tpm.it was...my god.so boring.i couldn't even sit through the whole thing.but my favorite is esb.to me,that was the best!

thefingermaster (2007-01-03): ********* (2006-11-24): The latest movies by lucas arts I hate! They take the fun out of cheesy action. Like the part with Luke vs. the Sarlak pit was(You have to admit it) was pretty cool.

Darth bane (2007-11-01): I just read there is a starwars tv show in production. sounds cool right. Wrong there will be no Jedi in the show. Hey george dumd ass the whole cool part of starwars is guess what the jedi you fool. Why not take the animators from clone wars cartoons and redue the kevin aderson books. what a good idea. wake up lucas you should be kicked out of the 501st for being an idiot.

gaytomboy (2007-11-08): the originals were kids' movies, fairy tales. now that the original fans are all grown up, they expect the new movies to be adult movies. if you watch the movies with kids, you understand why the movies are the way they are. however, i'm still disappointed with the stiff acting, due mostly to all the green-screen work.

forget star craps (2007-11-11): the original movies is okay...but the new stuffs just below average...what the dumb alien with long ears...that was used to sell toys to kids???? since star wars movies is over. lucas trying to make some money some how by selling ideas to LEGO, blah blah. if you have some humor watch MAD TV on George Duuuffus

rsn (2007-11-16): Ep 1-3: The dark side is clouding the plot.

JL PUMHREY (2008-01-13): You're all a bunch of wankers, and need to relax. The world is a better place for the prequels, just as they are for the original tilogy. Just be thankful the only man who could bring you more Star Wars did. Pearls before swine.

Young George lucas (2008-01-20): Episode III is the worst Star Wars film of all time.
Episode III made me like Episode I and Episode II more, after see it. I hate all the Prequels but Episode III is the king of my hate. STAR WARS FANS just because some of the designs looking like the OT designs, does not mean it is better.
Here is a website tells the truth about EP III: http://www.chefelf.com/starwars/ep3_1-10.php.



OT fan (2008-02-02): The Stars Wars saga would've been just fine if the prequels didn't exists. At least the mysteries and wonder of the Star Wars Universe would have been preserved intact. George Lucas is more of a corporation now than an artist. Prequel trilogy pales in comparison to either the LOTR or even the Matrix trilogy. These new movies are mostly lame and boring vehicles to market the Star Wars Universe to a new generation (aka KIDS) with a few cool parts to skip around to to show off your home theater. As standalone films, they just don't have the direction, intensity, or realism that the originals did. Money and power do indeed corrupt.

Griddle (2008-08-15): Lucas has ZERO respect for the Star Wars universe. Think about this: Why would a young Anakin build C-3PO? How does it make sense that this young kid would build a PROTOCOL DROID? HUH???????? Doesn't it make MORE SENSE that he would have built R2-D2? R2 is a droid designed for starship navigation. Think about it. Lucas shouldn't be allowed into the Star Wars universe any more. He only does damage. Look at how he killed Boba Fett! He just doesn't care. He just doesn't get it.

den (2008-10-21): starwars sucks. thats the dead truth.there is some dumb kid in my class and he talks about starwars alot.every time he starts talking about it i always say just shutup no one cares you dumb starwars geek

Mad Dog (2009-02-08): Lucas is a bastard. Finally puts out the original unscrewed-with trilogy and can he be bothered to make it DVD quality? If even for the sake of historical film preservation? No. Of course not.

Laserdisc copies. Freakin' LASERDISC copies. Can't even do a decent transfer. It's the whole reason I bought the damn 6-set (should have done research first).

George Lucas is a giant pickled ass, and if I ever meet him face to face I'm going to kick him once in each nut for screwing up the originals and for giving us the prequel abominations.

It's worth the jail time. Come on, you know you'd be tempted to do it, too.

Freakin' laserdisc. What an asswipe.

Kindigulous (2009-03-19): SPOILER ALERT: In SW: ROTJ, Boba Fett was imposter by the name of Private Wilhelm. The real Boba Fett wouldn't have feared the Sarlaac Pit. The real Boba Fett was none other than Vizzini.

Daishi (2009-08-13): STARWARS SUCKS SO HARD!

Dennis (2010-05-06): Yea I think the new star wars was ummm...bad! Check out redlettermedia. He has some youtube reviews on it that are interesting.

austin (2010-09-08): i'm i really really supost to believe that a bunch of storm troopers killed the jedi's i mean come on!!

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